Cacao conspiracy!

You may have heard a few weeks ago about the cacao theft in San Francisco and the riot-line being taken from Nina's hands on the NYC Subway. 

I just had to report that we have finally recovered the phone records for the NYPD and found a few phone-calls the cunning thieves made after the theft. 

Guess where?   Cacao Country Dominican Republic!  The thieves are seriously trying to take over sweetriot.  I was just in the Dominican Republic visiting cacao farms in February!  The conspiracy continues.  (A beloved cacao tree in the Dominican Republic is pictured above.)

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[Jimmy Moore]

Hey Sarah and SweetRiot lemmings,

It's "Livin' La Vida Low-Carb Man" Jimmy Moore here and I just HAD to write to you after tasting your amazing products.

I hope you catch those wascally little cacao thieves, by the way. Treacherous indeed!

Give a quick look-see at what I said about SweetRiot at my blog today:

http://livinlavidalocarb.blogspot.com/2006/04/going-on-riot-over-cacaosweeeeeet.html

I think you'll be pleased with my comments. This article will be reposted at LowCarbNewsline, CommonVoice.com, CarbWire.com and on Google News in just a matter of minutes from now.

CONGRATULATIONS on coming up with this excellent product and PLEASE let me know how I can assist you with marketing it further.

I'd love to do a promotional giveaway contest or something to get these in the hands of people to try. Once they taste SweetRiot, they'll be buyers for life I am sure!

THANK YOU AGAIN for allowing me the opportunity to try your products. I can't say enough good about them to convey how pleased I am with them.

The best part of all is: THEY'RE LOW-CARB!

Sweeeeeeeet!

Take care, fellow rioters!

Jimmy Moore, author of "Livin' La Vida Low-Carb"
LivinLaVidaLowCarb.com
livinlowcarbman@charter.net