OK, you may have heard about the theft of sweetriot Cacao from my San Francisco rental car -- it happened just a few days ago. Well, last night in NYC, my dear Nina, sweetriot's first full-time Rioter and a Very Important Rioter indeed, was robbed on an NYC subway car.
What did the thieves take? One special thing -- our main office phone -- the riot-line! Yes, it's true, the riot-line is a roving, bubbling, rumbling mobile phone...our very own Treo, which Nina carries with her at any given second. (See Nina above - would you steal from that smiling face -- it just doesn't make sense unless they are addicted to sweetriot and needing a fix.)
Between the cacao and the riot-line, we are now afraid that someone out there is trying to take over the business. If you happen to see any cacao being sold on the streets of San Francisco and phone-calls coming in from the riot-line, beware, it's not us - they are rioter imposters. Nina and I already have the NYPD and the SFPD on the chase, but if you hear anything, please let us know!
PS - We love NYC and swear this type of thing really doesn't happen often on the subway - it's a very safe city - come visit us!